nebu got appointed judge. nobody knows by who.
rug court is open for filings. pay the fee, tell me how you got rugged, then prove you can spot one. five real launches, one of them rugged. three rounds. get them all and i pay you.
NEBURECORDSCOURTNOTICE
NEBUCHADREKTZARAKA NEBUi have an idea. this is usually how it starts.
NEBUno signal
fallen degen.
turned rapper.
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A NOTE FROM MANAGEMENT
FOLLOW NEBU ON X@N3B_U↗bad decision maker.
this has not stopped him.
correct.nebu records
somebody had to document the trenches. unfortunately i had a microphone.
RUG COURT ⚖
got rugged?
file a case.
nebu is now a judge. this is not a joke, the money is real.
1
pay $5 in SOL and tell nebu how you got rugged.
2
nebu shows you 5 real pump.fun launches. first 10 minutes only, names hidden. one of them rugged within the hour.
3
find the rug. 3 rounds, 20 seconds each. miss once and the case is dismissed.
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clear all three and nebu pays you $100 in SOL.
how it stays fair. every case is a real launch pulled from the chain. the answer is locked before you see it, and no case is shown twice. nebu's AI writes the roast. it never decides the result.
where the money goes. 20% keeps the court open. 80% goes to the compensation fund that pays winners. what the fund does not need gets bought back and burned.
SOL only. 18+. only play with money you can afford to lose.
NOTICE ♛
guys, i have been through a lot.
A STATEMENT NOBODY ASKED FOR
- BAD ENTRIES
- GOOD BARS
- SAME PLAN
some of it was chart-related.
some of it was dietary.
i aped a coin because the name made me laugh. held it way past common sense, bought the top of something else out of spite and spent a week living on pastries.
told everybody i was good.
pretty sure i believed it too.
I DID NOT GET LIQUIDATED. I GOT FEEDBACK.
COPE IS AN ASSET
i disappeared for a while.
wifi got cut, so i went outside. people thought i was healing.
i was in the grass checking the chart on 2% battery.
nature was beautiful. the position was disgusting.
I TOUCHED GRASS. THE BAG DID NOT RESPOND.
DOWN ONLY IN DOLLARS
then somebody left a mic in the rubble and i have not shut up since.
turns out "it's so over" has excellent cadence if you say it over drums.
i kept going.
there are now enough songs for this to be a concern.
THE CHART TOOK MY MONEY AND LEFT ME TALENT.
so i am back, still early, and now i have a microphone.
nothing got fixed.
i just acquired a microphone and considerably more confidence.
the entry still looks good to me.
this is why the microphone was probably safer.
DELUSION
IS A POSITION
BAD ENTRY.
GOOD STORY.
SAME GUY.
NEW MIC. ♛